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i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

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aconfusedbird

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

  1. it’s gender neutral
  2. you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician
  3. you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

  1. ????
kittenesque

it makes sense since, from what i’m aware,
everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at
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celestia celestia

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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trapsical trapsical

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

tsarcasm tsarcasm

this story was wild from start to finish

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dalekitsune dalekitsune

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

consultingmoosecaptain consultingmoosecaptain

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Let’s not forget that
“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

thelastmellophone thelastmellophone

These made me feel better

thelifeofatubaplayer

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

becausetheintrovert

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

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